BEATbox: TAP MY FACE, BRA!

There are certain apps that will change your life forever.  And this isn't one of them.

 Once you get past that, you can focus on the ridiculous hilarity of the app.  And it's not what you think.  No, this is a fully human beat box, complete with a consigned face for you to abuse and make noise with at will.

 Change the speed to create a 3-stooges-style masterpiece. I see a new YouTube sensation popping up very soon.

Frank Further: Don't Slice Your Wiener in a Fan!

 This app takes the "launch and see how far you can go" game idea as far as it possibly can go.  While the gameplay is simple and straightforward, the number of modes and obstacles and fun little jokes in this game make it well worth its price tag.

Frank Further isn't really a game that has legs to last long, but it's guaranteed to be addictive for at least a few days.  And with a new "Franken Further" mode that dresses your wiener like Frankenstein's Monster (not shown in video review), there's every indication that the app developers will keep finding ways to mildly amuse their audience.