myMassage vibrates you to ecstasy! But not really.

It was bound to happen.  You have a phone with a vibrate mode.  You have an app store open to any idea from any developer.  Of course someone was going to come out with a "massage" app.

If you have any imagination whatsoever, you already know exactly what myMassage does.  So I'm approaching this article not as a review, but as a general heads-up.

"Hey, floks.  There's an app that vibrates.  Use it as you will."

Not only that, but it vibrates at four different speeds.  First gear gets us warmed up...an intermittent pulse of vibratey goodness.  Slip it into second when you're ready to kick it up a notch.  Third makes you feel reeeeal good, and fourth...well, it will blow your mind.

The app is for massages.  So I gave it the benefit of the doubt, slid the iPhone out of its case, pumped the app to four, laid the device across the back of my neck, and waited for sheer ecstasy to overtake me.

Nothing.  I could barely feel the damn thing.  

Pity.  If the vibrate function on the phone was a little stronger, this one would have so many therapeutic uses.

Other than the basic vibrate functions, the app is pretty bare bones.  It's basically four buttons and an "info" screen.  Why would anyone keep this on their phone...?

So I must warn you...if you come across someone who possesses this app, it might be a good idea to make calls from your own line.  You never know where their iPhone has been.

This is Johnny5 apologizing for the innuendo and gutter-mindedness.  But come one...you were thinking the same thing.

You can buy myMassage HERE.