Drunk Sniper: Who says there's no wiggle room with iTunes?!

I'm really writing a review of this app for one reason and one reason only...it's crass programming and gross premise makes it a nice little cheeky gem of "rebellion" in the squeaky-clean, big-brother infested iTunes store.

What's so offensive about Drunk Sniper?  Nothing at all.  It's just a game where you perform a normal bodily function.  And you perform it while intoxicated.  And you get points for hitting the mark.

We've all been there.  You've had a little too much to drink, and it's time to pop the seal.  You unzip and, if blessed/cursed with a penis, you whip it out and try your best to keep from soaking the room in yellow liquid.

Well now you can have that same experience, only without the bathroom, the drunkenness, or even the penis!

(That's right girls...if you've always wanted to know what it feels like to "drain the lizard," this is your app.  But don't expect the uber-masculine sense of self-satisfaction afterward).

It feels almost silly reviewing the details of this app, but here goes.  The design is simple and straightforward.   You get a view of a toilet.  Tilt the phone in order to try and drain your drinks into the pot.  Each level is a drink, and it's followed by a flush and a short break.

The game play is surprisingly difficult.  This sucker is supremely sensitive and constantly changing to mimic the sway-factor of a drunkard.  

And the golden stream...well, let's just say the physics engine ain't too shabby either.  Enough to be a little cringe-inducing.  

To be honest, nobody is going to recommend this game for the game play, but only for the novelty.  With that in mind, you might want to download the lite version.  If you're curious and have an extra $.99 lying around, though, feel free.

You can buy Drunk Sniper HERE.

Comments

[isitwhenipee]

I sit when I pee, so this game is trivial now.

[gina.t]

wow - appstore surprised me again :) Downloading the app! I'm a girl BTW

[drunk iphone apps]

Glad to see there's some programmers out there working hard to provide such wonderful apps to vastly improve our daily lives.

The best drinker apps I've found so far are PartyStarter, DrunkDialer, and BeerButton.